Blink 182 - Cheshire Cat lyrics
- Carousel
- M+M's
- Fentoozler
- Touchdown Boy
- Strings
- Peggy Sue
- Sometimes
- Does My Breath Smell?
- Cacophony
- TV
- Toast And Bananas
- Wasting Time
- Romeo And Rebecca
- Ben Wah Balls
- Just About Done
- Depends
Carousel
I talk to you every now and then
I never felt so alone again
I stop to think at a wishing well
my thoughts send me on a carousel
Here I am standing on my own
not a motion from the telephone
I know not a reason why
solitudes a reason to die
Just you wait and see (just you wait and see)
as school life is a
It is a woken dream
aren't you feeling alone?
I guess its just another
I guess its just another
(I had sex with your mother) night alone
Now as I walk down the street
I need a job just to sleep in sheets
buying food every once in a while
but not enough to purchase a smile
A tank of gas is a treasure to me
I know now that nothing is free
I talk to you every now and then
I never felt so alone again
Just you wait and see (just you wait and see)
as school life is a
it is a woken dream
aren't you feeling alone?
I guess its just another
I guess its just another
(??) night alone
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Mark: Thanks a lot you guys!
Satan: Hey kids, it's Satan. Thanks a lot for coming on down
to the show tonight. Hope you all had a great time. I know I
did.
Those Blink fellas sure put on a kick ass show, huh. Hope to
see you all at the after show party. I'm gonna start sucking
dicks and squeezin' titties, maybe I can put my peepee in your mouth.
I love it when the kids come on over and I get, I have them
suck and kiss my peepee tenderly and gently. I like it when
the kids sit on my lap, and talk about unicorns and flowers and things like that.
Maybe I'll even suck their blood. See ya kids later!
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Mark: Hey, how you guys doin' up in the back? Now from the top balcony,
can I get an Amen? Now from the floor, can I get a Hallalujea? Now from
all these other assholes, can I get an oh yeah?
M+M's
You and I should get away for awhile
I just want to be alone with your smile
Buy some candy and cigarettes and we'll get in my car
We'll blast the stereo and we'll drive to Madagascar
Because when I'm with you there's nothing I wouldn't do
I just want to be your only one
I'm grasping out at straws thinking back to what I saw
That night on the floor when we were all alone
My love life was getting so bland
There are only so many ways I can make love with my hand
Sometimes it makes me want to laugh
Sometimes I want to take my toaster in the bath
Because when I'm with you there's nothing I wouldn't do
I just want to be your only one
I'm grasping out at straws thinking back to what I saw
That night on the floor when we were all alone
Who's gonna be the odd man out?
I dont wanna to be the odd man out
Is this going to be the end
Or are you going to be
my new girlfriend?
Fentoozler
At the risk of sounding rude
Just who the fuck do you think you are
To tell me what you expect of me today
Well, you can take your attitude
You're out of luck, you've gone way too far
If you think there's any chance I'm gonna stay
How long can I string you along
How little of myself can I give
And still make you believe I care
At the risk of sounding trite
Just why the fuck do you think you're right
About every little thing that you say
And do you think that it is right
For Tom to spend another night
Writing songs about all the people he thinks are gay
How long can I string you along
How little of myself can I give
And still make you believe I care
How long can I bring you along
How little of myself can I give
And still make you believe I care
Touchdown Boy
There's this one guy
There's no one like him in all the world
'Cause you can always see
Those girls down on there knees
In those dark sweaty rooms
Planning out his thoughts
He's waiting for just the right
One by one as they
Walk right through the door, they
Keep on coming back I
Guess they just want more
He has fun fun fun and you
Might call him a whore, but
Just look where he's at 'cause
He is the one that scores
Well tom looks like he's passing the ball
to the tight end I wasn't sure if he
knew that that tight end used to be
a wide reciever but uh little does he
know yeah he wont be alone this weekend
I dont think that's funny that you say
that because uh like a dog he's loyal to his bone
I saw my friend there
Out on the field today
I asked him where he's going, he said
"All the way," now
One by one as they
Walk right through the door, they
Keep on coming back I
Guess they just want more
He has fun fun fun and you
Might call him a whore, but
Just look where he's at 'cause
He is the one that scores
Go!
Strings
I would do anything and that's
What scares me so bad
Don't want to live my life alone
Don't want to go back to what I had
Don't want to spend my life without
All those special things
Don't want to walk around being tied to
Anyone else's strings, strings, strings, strings
I would do anything and that's
What scares me so bad
Don't want to live my life alone
Don't want to go back to what I had
Don't want to spend my life without
All those special things
Don't want to walk around being tied to
Anyone else's strings, strings, strings, strings
Strings, strings, strings, strings
Peggy Sue
I know what it's like to be alone sitting in your room
listening to all those doubts that your parents have to say to you
And as your head gets all cluttered inside
try to stay awake
everything they say are lies
that's all the shit that you ever have to take
So hold in all your aggressions
because your grinding your teeth on down to
the bottom of your chin
It's not easy or so damn pleasing
to not laugh at everything they say as
they tell you what to be you're not alone
I know what it's like to be denied at everything you do
It's not the same reason why that
makes you change the things that you once knew
As your head gets all cluttered inside
give more than you take
everything they say are lies
that's all the shit that you ever have to take
So hold in all your aggressions
because your grinding your teeth on down to
the bottom of your chin
It's not easy or so damn pleasing
to not laugh at everything they say as
they tell you what to be you're not alone
You say you want to take off your shoes to
walk barefoot down the street
just to be the things that you can be
just live for one more week, go!
You say you want to take off your shoes
walk barefoot down the street
just to be the things that you can be
just live for one more week
So hold in all your aggressions
because your grinding your teeth on down to
the bottom of your chin
It's not easy or so damn pleasing
to not laugh at every word they say as
they tell you what to be you're not alone
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Tom: I choose to blame my parents for giving me a small, bent weiner,
and an ugly face. Hey, do your guys's... you know what I noticed Mark?
Mark: Yes I do.
Tom: What, do you know, you know what I noticed?
Mark: Yes.
Tom: I noticed that throughout the, the many years of me playing with my
own weiner, it bends to the wrong side. I think I pulled it too far to the
something, the right. Do you guys care? There's something seriously wrong
with my dick kids, and I need your, uh, sympathy.
Sometimes
Oh, how I wish that they would last
Moments of peace that just slip through me so fast
Just when I think that they are gonna stay
Everything inside me just starts fading away
Sometimes it seems like all I hope for
Just gets thrown down on the floor
And then it seems like you don't love me anymore
Sometimes I wish that I could run away
Sometimes I wish I just had something to say
She looks at me and doesn't know the words to say
But it's not you, I just don't feel quite right today
All these things I say and do were never planned
But how the fuck am I supposed to make you understand that
Sometimes it seems like all I hope for
Just gets thrown down on the floor
And then it seems like you don't love me anymore
Sometimes I wish that I could run away
Sometimes I wish I just had something to say
Does My Breath Smell?
Who makes up all the rules about those girls I want?
Who tells them all to laugh?
Who tells them all to talk about me?
And I'm not sure what my purpose is for being here
Why do they, why do they
Always kick me in the groin when I come near
(And I'm not complaining it just hurts after a bit.)
What is it that I'm feeling
I'm just so sick of seeing
All those dumb, lame, and retarded broads
Who often just sit kick back
As I am not so relaxed
And I often wonder why they act so odd
Because no worse a time
When it's just your time to
Think you should make your move
It doesn't work cause your just a jerk with no excuse
What about that situation
All night procrastination
Leadung to the point when you lead her to her door
There is nothing left there to say
I guess you best be on your way
But before you go you've got to do that chore
No worse a time
When it's just your time to
Think you should make your move
It doesn't work so your just a jerk with no excuse
Please won't you buy in
I'm always tryin'
I keep on tryin'
There's only so much pride that I can lose
I hope that when you see me
You see right through me
Come on now, honestly
I'm so sick of endin' up without a clue
Cacophony
When you talk about tomorrow
I'm not sure about today
When you tell me that you love me
What am I supposed to say?
Sometimes I don't feel
The same way as you feel
Words like forever
They scare the shit out of me
Maybe I'm afraid of commitment
Maybe you're too distracted to see that
Sometimes I don't feel
The same way as you feel
I think of all the things I'd say to you if I had the chance again
I think of all the things that I'd scream
But I think it's for the best
If you and I just don't connect and
Things are never quite what they seem
Will there ever be
Someone to give her heart to me
Or would I be to blind to see it
I wouldn't make a sound
I'd keep it underground
It always seems like I'm running running running
running running round
Sometimes I don't feel
The same way as you feel
TV
When I'm at work, ya, I always rush right home for lunch
So I can check out what's up on the Brady Bunch
And when I'm walking through the front door at night
I gotta see who's winning on The Price is Right, oh
I never dreamed that I'd spend my days
Staring at some tube emitting cathode rays
I need my TV
What's happening in this world, I don't care at all
But it better not pre-empt Monday Night Football
I can't even come up with my own views
I'm taught how to think from the evening news, oh
I never dreamed that I'd spend my days
Staring at some tube emitting cathode rays
I need my TV
La la la...
Toast And Bananas
Do you wanna know what I think of you?
'Cause you're not the way I thought you should be
To take back what you said
It's time to fix, it's time to fix your head
And now all alone, one's less than two
I've never been better off living lonely
To listen to what you say
I couldn't care less of what you say
What did you think of me acting this way
I guess you never really thought at all
Is that what you call your brain?
Is that why I call you hang up on me?
I wanted to know, I don't want to lose
And now I'm a man who's just living small
Listen to what you say
I couldn't care less of what you say
To me as I walk alone I'd
Much rather be riding prone, then
To be just another one you are lame too
I wanted to know, I don't want to lose
But now I'm a man who's just living small
To listen to what you say
I couldn't care less of what you say
as I tune you out of my mind
Won't bend over backwards or
Take another step ahead to
Hear from you again
Don't talk to me as I walk alone, I'd
Much rather be riding prone, than
Be just another one you are lame too
Don't talk to me as I tune you out of my mind
I won't bend over backwards or
Take another step ahead to
Hear from you again
Don't talk to me as I walk alone, I'd
Much rather be riding prone, than
To be just another one you are lame too
Wasting Time
I'm wasting time thinking about a girl
And stealing her away from her world
She and I would run away
I think of all the things that I'd say
We'd talk about important things
And I picture it in my dreams
She'd teach me about modern art
And I'd show her it's okay to fart and
Maybe I'd impress her
By being in a band and
Maybe if I act real tough
She'd let me hold her hand and
Maybe I'll win her heart
By writing this song about her
Sometimes I sit at home and
Wonder if she's sitting at home
Thinking of me and wondering if I'm
Sitting at home, thinking about her
Or am I just wasting my time
Remembering how she laughed at Kinko's
When I made fun of that guy
Remebering the look she gave me
When I told her that I used to fry
I really want to ask her out
But my ego could never take it
And even if I got the balls
You know that the Cougar would never make it
And in my town you can't drive naked
And maybe I'd impress her
By being in a band and
Maybe if I act real tough
She'd let me hold her hand and
Maybe I'll win her heart
By writing this song about her
Sometimes I sit at home and
Wonder if she's sitting home
Thinking of me and wondering if I'm
Sitting at home, thinking about her
Or am I just wasting my time
Am I just wasting my time
Am I just wasting my time
Am I just wasting my time
Wasting my time thinking about a girl
Romeo And Rebecca
walking through the grass
another blade next to u from the ground
as the wind does pass
i know just how she feels the breath of my shout
your words are kind
the kind that repeatedly say no
but thats alright i'm older than u so i've got time
what i just said reach out your hand there's a black shadow on your wall
but as i look into my mind i can see that girls are a waste of time
we've all seen the bridge
a broken seam and a girl on one side
you think your words will work
they only work when u lay down and close your eyes
i've thought of all the lines
all the right ones used at all the wrong times
but thats alright
depression's just a sarcastic state of mind
what i just said reach out your hand
there's a black shadow on my wall
but as i look into my mind,
i can see that girls are a waste of time
Ben Wah Balls
(No we ain't gonna take it unless it's from a doberman pincher
Ladies and gentlemen, for your listening pleasure, Blinkgooey gooey goo)
Passively one day as the sun rose out of it's house
So did this little old guy as he whistled out of his mouth
And happily and gay
Well I guess not exactly that
Because he found a special girl
That put him in a special trance
He fell in love so quickly
What the hell was he to expect
That the girl under his arm wasn't the same
As any other girl
That he had thought that he once met
I guess you could only blame fate
Things started getting weird as they started to kiss
She often felt his beard and remembered how her father she'd missed
And then quietly one day
He sang a song from deep within his heart
Causing some ingestion
He finished with a great big fart and
She knew at that one moment
That song was something she'd heard before
So she asked him to do it again
Then out the door they hurried
She was gonna find out for sure
So she analyzed his rear end
She said, "When I was a little girl my dad left my mom.
He used to always fart and sing this special song.
Now I wasn't quite so sure until your pants did fall.
'Cause now I know that your my dad because you use ben wah balls."
I said a wah, wah, wah-wah-wah,
Wah, wah-wah-wah, wah...
ben wha balls wah, wah, wah-wah-wah,
Wah, wah-wah-wah, wah...ben wah balls
Just About Done
just about done with your butt, we'll let you know
HEY!
just about done with your butt, we'll let you know
HEY!
just about done with your butt, we'll let you know
HEY!
just about done with your butt, we'll let you know
HEY!
just about done with your butt, we'll let you know
HEY!
just about done with your butt, we'll let you know
HEY!
just about done with your butt, we'll let you know
HEY!
just about done with your butt, we'll let you know
HEY!
just about done with your butt, we'll let you know
HEY!
Depends
One! Two! One, two, thee!
I don't want to urinate on myself
I don't want to urinate on anyone else
But I guess that really doesn't matter anymore
'Cause I can't control my bladder anymore
Well, I guess it all depends
Undergarments
Well, I guess it all depends
Undergarments
Step back in to life
No more soiled nights alone
But I guess I don't have a care
Because there's not
A load in my underwear
I'm sick of offending everyone I meet
(Go, go, go, go!)
I'm sick of crying myself to sleep on rubber sheets
(Go!)
I had an accident today
I left a soil on a bus seat,
I didn't know what to say
But, I guess it all depends
Undergarments...
Well, I guess it all depends
(Undergarments!)
Step back into life
(Go, go!)
No more soiled nights alone
Well, I guess that I don't have a care, if I
Don't have a load
In my underwear
"Uh, um, anyway, uh, well as I was saying, my dog, nice dog, bending over, uh"
"If you dropped your keys, you'd bend over too"
"Uh, so, uh, well, uh, just wanna say, uh, thank you all for coming to the sperm bank, uh, do you have a question there?"
"Shit, Scott. That aki-mo-fo be messin' my lady?
Got to be runnin' cold upsidedown his head, you know what I'm sayin', mans?
Hey Holmes, I can dig it, that brotha ain't gonna pick up on you man!
I say, Scott.
So'd I say what I wanna say? Pretty J, I did the same-ol same-ol,
Hey, knock yourself a post, lick the gray metal fat, mother-fo was down, I take T.C.B.'in man.
Hey, you know what they say, you see that broad to get that booty-backin',
You lay her down and SLACKEM JACKEM!, Cold got to be, know man, shit!"
"Uh, are you ah, feelin' all right?"
"Oh man... J-mo-fo-ba lay me to the bone, she's jackin me up... tightly!"
"Alright. Get out the scissors, and get in place. Ready? Now start chompin'."
"Hey man, someone spot me, it's heavy!"
"Alright, now heave it on down here!"
"Okay, it's all the way down here!"
"Aw... who taught you how to throw the dick down the stairs?"