Blink 182 - Dude Ranch

Blink 182 - Dude Ranch lyrics

Pathetic
Voyeur
Damnit
Boring
Dick Lips
Waggy
Enthused
Untitled
Apple Shampoo
Emo
Josie
A New Hope
Degenerate
Lemmings
I'm Sorry

Pathetic

I know I'm pathetic I knew when she said it
A loser a bum's what she called me when I drove her home
There's no more waiting and sure no more wasting
I've done all I can
But she still wants to be left alone

You got, you got, you got to help me out
And I'll try not to argue
No one, no one, no one likes a drop-out
Mistakes are hard to undo

Don't pull me down this is where I belong
I think I'm different
But I'm the same and I'm wrong
Don't pull me down this is where I belong
I think I'm different
This is where I belong

I think it's disgusting believing and trusting
If I gave a fuck
There would be nothing for me to prove
Although it's amusing, it's slightly confusing
I've done all I can
But her ego is still hard to move

You got, you got, you got to help me out
And I'll try not to argue
No one, no one, no one likes a drop-out
Mistakes are hard to undo

Don't pull me down this is where I belong
I think I'm different
But I'm the same and I'm wrong
Don't pull me down this is where I belong
I think I'm different
This is where I belong

Don't pull me down this is where I belong
I think I'm different
This is where I belong

Voyeur

I'm sure she feels sorrow
The lonely guy I am I wait for her to change
I've been here two days, I'll sure be here tomorrow
I'd eat her all if she were on my dinner plate

And I wish, I wish she'd be more kind now
I'm out of luck cause the shades are pulled down
I've seen everything there is to be shown
I followed her all the way home

I can't be too cool in a tree with my pants down
The air is cold and I've got splinters in my feet
She caught me once but I don't think that she cares now
Unlike before her view is now blocked by a leaf

And I wish, I wish she'd be more kind now
I'm out of luck cause the shades are pulled down
I've seen everything there is to be shown
I followed her all the way home

I bet this last times the one time too many
The rush of waiting is burning through my head
Right after supper, her brother showers twice a week
He kicks my ass so much that filthy white inbred

I've made mistakes by looking in the wrong window
Her dad is big and I have never seen his face
I've been here two days I'll sure be here tomorrow
My lady's so sweet she likes to entertain

And I wish, I wish she'd be more kind now
I'm out of luck cause the shades are pulled down
I've seen everything there is to be shown
I followed her all the way home

I bet this last times the one time too many
The rush of waiting is burning through my head
Right after supper, her brother showers twice a week
He kicks my ass so much that filthy white inbred

Damnit

It's alright to tell me what you think about me
I won't try to argue or hold it against you
I know that you're leaving, you must have your reasons
The season is calling your pictures are falling down

The steps that I retraced the sad look on your face
The timing and structure, did you hear, he fucked her
A day late a buck short I'm writing the report
On losing and failing when I move I'm flailing now

And it's happened once again, I'll turn to a friend
Someone that understands, sees through the master plan
But everybody's gone and I've been here for too long
To face this on my own, well I guess this is growing up

And maybe I'll see you at a movie, sneak preview
You show up and walk by on the arm of that guy
And I'll smile and you'll wave
We'll pretend it's okay
The charade, it won't last
When he's gone, I won't come back

And it'll happen once again, you'll turn to a friend
Someone that understands, sees through the master plan
But everybody's gone, and you've been there for too long,
To face this on your own, well I guess this is growing up

Well, I guess this is growing up

Boring

You don't need nothing.
And I know that you won't even try.
Don't wait for me to help you,
It's too late for any of my advice.

No trust.
All I got is lies.
Boring.
All right

Misplaced your values.
Forgot the importance of being right.
Don't sit there and act humble.
I've heard your story a thousand times.

No trust
All I got is lies
Boring
All right

Dick Lips

Please mom
You ground me all the time
I know that I was right all along

And I'm hoping
Remember I'm a kid
I know not what I did
Just having fun

You couldn't wait for something new
And yesterday I thought of you
It left me to think as if I couldn't walk away
It's too late, I fell through

Nothing to lose
A boy who went out
When he finished all his chores
Nothing to do
They can't trust me
Because I blew it once before

Shit dad
Please don't kick my ass
I know I've seen you trashed
At least one time

Can I blame it
On one of my dumb friends
It's been awhile
Since I have used that line

You couldn't wait for something new
And yesterday I thought of you
It left me to think as if I couldn't walk away
It's too late, I fell through

Nothing to lose
A boy who went out
When he finished all his chores
Nothing to do
They can't trust me
Because I blew it once before

Waggy

Watching your house shrink away in my rear view mirror
as I drive away
wishing that I could take back all those words that meant nothing
that I didn't say
I'm trying to be what you want me to be
But it's so damn hard to keep playing the part of the fool
week after week

I think you need some time alone
You say you want someone to call your own
Open you eyes
you can suck in your pride
you can live your life all on your own

Is this all going to be just another time
that we play this game
I've tried to convice you that things could be different
but somehow they end up the same
But what did you expect from me
What am I supposed to do
you say that you're starting to feel like you're getting lost
Well I do too

I'm not gonna live this lie again
I know I'll get it right but I don't know when
I'll open my eyes
Iv'e got somethin inside
I'll just jack off in my room until then

It's never over till its done
and I don't think that you're the one (4x)

Enthused

Am I strungout crazy or not allowed
to be the one who gets stupid over you
Lazy (lazy) laidback (laidback) maybe you're just on crack
Why am I the one who gets fucked up and confused
GO!

She doesn't care at all
She doesn't care at all
She doesn't care about those times we never shared at all

If I were the last
of the few who always ask
would you still be the same person that I knew
And if it's for me
Another boring story
I swear I'll act enthused

Untitled

I think of a while ago
We might of have had it all
I was so stupid then
You needed time to grow
But now just as things change
As well my feelings do
In time things rearrange
I am so sick of chasing you

But what do I get 'cause I just seem to lose
You make me regret those times I spent with you
And playing those games as I wait for your call
And now I give up, so goodbye and so long

It's not a change of pace
This time I'll get it right
It's not a change of taste
I was the one there last night

You have your other friends
They were there when you cried
Didn't mean to hurt you then
Best friends just won't leave your side

But what do I get 'cause I just seem to lose
You make me regret those times I spent with you
And playing those games as I wait for your call
And now I give up, so goodbye and so long

It's not a change of pace
This time I'll get it right
It's not a change of taste
I was the one there last night

When I needed you most
When I needed a friend
You let me down now
Like I let you down then
So sorry, it's over

Apple Shampoo

She didn't mean to deceive you,
Believe me
But sometimes the hardest part is conceiving
The good intentions that you had
Now only came to this
And although she saw the mark,
The arrow missed

It isn't exciting reciting the stories
Of kind words turned hurting
When routine gets boring
Both getting tired of punk rock clubs
And both playing in punk rock bands
The start was something good
But some good things must end

And she said it could never survive
With such differing lives
One home one out on tour again
We may never come back
The strike of the match
The candle burning at both ends

And now she knows too much and I'm too fucked up
It's awkward trying to make my move
I'll pretend that I'm fine
Show up right on time
But I know I'll never be that cool

I never wanted to hold you back
I just wanted to hold on
But my chance is gone
I know just where I stand
A boy trapped in the body of a man and
I'll take what you're willing to give
And I'll teach myself to live
With a walk-on part of a background shot
from a movie I'm not in

She's so important
And I'm so retarded
And now I realize
I should have kissed you in LA
But I drove home all alone
As if I had a choice anyway
Where are you coming from?
What are you running from?
Is it so hard to see?
And if you're feeling scared
Remember the time we shared
You know it meant everything... everything
You know that it meant everything to me
You know that it meant everything to me merry x0mas

Emo

One more time you will laugh about it
and he'll never try to give you more
And I don't care he is such a dick
He treats you like you are a stupid whore

And it seems like things will never change
You go on every cloud is in your way
And I know you feel empty all the time
You'll never listen to anything that I say

She's better off sleeping on the floor
because she fell right off
when all is said
you know it's okay to just want more

Why leave when you claim it is love
But why stay when you're not the only one
She's proved she's strong
Be brave be strong

She's better off sleeping on the floor
because she fell right off
when all is said
you know it's okay to just want more

She's better off sleeping on the floor
Because she fell right off the bed

Josie

Yeah my girlfriend
Takes me home when I'm too drunk to drive
And she doesn't get all jealous
When I hang out with the guys
She laughs at my dumb jokes when no one does
She brings me Mexican food from Sombrero's just because
Yeah just because

And my girlfriend
Likes U.L and D.H.C
And she's so smart and independent
I don't think she needs me
Quite half as much as I know I need her
I wonder why there's not another
Guy that she'd prefer

And when I feel like giving up
Like my world is falling down

I show up at 3 AM
She's still up watching vacation
And I see her pretty face
It takes me away to a better place and

I know that everything
Know that everything
Know that everything
Everything's gonna be fine
I know that everything
Know that everything
Know that everything
Everything's gonna be fine

Yeah my girlfriend
Takes collect calls from the road
And it doesn't seem to matter
That I'm lacking in the buldge
She laughs at my dumb jokes when no one does
She brings me Mexican food from Sombrero's just because

And when I feel like giving up
Like my world is falling down

I show up at 3 AM
She's still up watching vacation
And I see her pretty face
It takes me away to a better place and

I know that everything
Know that everything
Know that everything
Everything's gonna be fine
I know that everything
Know that everything
Know that everything
Everything's gonna be fine

A New Hope

I've got her in my head
At night when i go to bed
And I know it sounds lame
But she's the girl of my dreams

And of course I'd do anything for her
I'd search the moons of Endor
I'd even walk naked through the deserts of Tatooine

Princess Leia where are you tonight
And who's laying there by your side
Every night I fall asleep with you
And I wake up alone

And even though I'm not as cool as Han
I want to still be your man
You're exactly the kind of Alderranian that I need
But when you were available
I was drinking Colt 45's with Lando
I was hanging out in the cantina on Moss Eisley

Princess Leia where are you tonight
And who's laying there by your side
Every night i fall asleep with you
And I wake up alone

Princess Leia, Princess Leia
Princess Leia where are you tonight
And who's laying there by your side
Every night i fall asleep with you
And I wake up alone

Degenerate

Crossed the street
naked at night
Bent over to show some moonlight
Pulled out some beer and I gulped it down
Nude in a gutter is how I was found
Thrown in a police car and the door slammed
no noise just silence as I screamed my dick was jammed
Now in prison for one month no one to see
All I got is this guy Ben Dover

Don't like hesh-don't like rap-
kicked ol' Sally cause she's fat-
I'm a jerk I'm a punk
Took a shower cause I stunk-
Smoked a bong killed a cat-
had my nuts attacked by rats
Dad got nude-I wore a thong-
For a hobby I make bombs

Went to a farm to tip some cows
Forgot that I left my pants down
Bent over to pick them up
Felt a twelve gauge right in my hum didi hum
The famer took me to his house
Showed me the closet from the inside out
The police came and took me away
Saw Ben Dover again and he's still gay

(repeat)

Lemmings

A freight train to the right, feeling that sting of pride
It's fucking with me, it's fucking with you
All's fair in love and war until you say it isn't but you're wrong

Words on the back of flyers, my clothes are in the dryer
It means nothing, nothing is changing
La familia is dead and gone, the children grew up and moved on

Is it too much to ask for the things to work out this time?
I'm only asking for what is mine
I wanted everything, I got it and now I'm gonna
Throw it away, I'll throw it away (yeah)

Prime select and a box of glazed, pulling fly-bys on days
When we were young and innocent
Elbow-drop Sundays when Mark Eaton got beat to shit

Laughing at the bands we hate, all the spots we used to skate
They're still there, but we've gone our own ways
I know it's for the best but sometimes I wonder
Will I ever have friends like you again?

Is it too much to ask for the things to work out this time?
I'm only asking for what is mine
I wanted everything, I got it and now I'm gonna
Throw it away, I'll throw it away (yeah)

You're gonna drown in the mess you make
Your self-inflicted hate
You turn your back on the friends you lose
When they don't follow all your rules

But people are what they wanna be
They're not lemmings to the sea
Maybe it's time you looked at yourself
And stop blaming life on someone else

I'm Sorry

Don't bide your time
'Cause it is almost over
And I know you're down
I'll see you around

And I know it hurts
But you're just getting older
And I know you'll win
You'll do it once again

Just yesterday
It always seemed like such a dream
We're unstoppable, indestructable
Nothing happens to our machine

And there's no harm
At least nothing we can see
As for you, not so true
You couldn't choose who's road he would lead

What a loss
You just lost all your sleep
And we've always thought
That this could never happen, you see

That it's so hard
You gotta get up on your feet
'Cause the only way, I gotta say
Is to move on through the week

Don't bide your time
'Cause it is almost over
And I know you're down
And I'll see you around

And I know it hurts
But you're just getting older
And I know you'll win
You'll do it once again

I'm Sorry [x16]
(Sorry...) It's happened to you [x4]

Don't bide your time
'Cause it is almost over
And I know you're down
And I'll see you around

And I know it hurts
But you're just getting older
And I know you'll win
You'll do it once again

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